13 ways to be Happy this Year – My recipe

With the huge amount of bad news (death, sickness, natural disasters, recession…) around, and the growing amount of stupid people insulting our Intelligence every sunny and rainy day, I have drafted a simple “Happy” recipe guide for 2013:

1- Skip the 8pm news; have a good facial or make yourself pretty to go out instead.
2- Start your day with an extra 10 minutes alone in bed, pretending to sleep, while your mind is straying away.
3- Don’t pick up your phone when seeing your friend’s name on the screen brings a frown on your face.
4- Reward Yourself with small significant treats.
5- Get a massage every month and Botox every 6 months.
6- Bring a smile on 2-3 faces around you every day.
7- Say Hello to your helper, gardener, concierge, hairdresser, policeman and check how Life will get better a week later. Believe me they are the compass of your good mood.
8- Write, talk, share, interact even if no one reads, follows, RTs or reciprocates.
9- Enjoy having Sex even if it means simulating good Sex.
9- Read your monthly horoscope and pencil down the funniest dates!
10- Call your mom and mom-in-law every morning while reading Gossip or Hola, so they take your Laugh as an encouragement sign.
11- When stuck in traffic, take a notepad and start scribbling thoughts, dreams, to-do-list….
12- Have 2 scoops of Haagen Dazs every 15 days and sigh loudly with pleasure.
13- Speak your mind out no matter and always remember your Freedom stops when it oversteps on the others’ freedom.

Life is short. Enjoy Living no matter what.

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“You make me very happy.”~Mr. Big

“Yeah, yeah… put it in writing.”~Carrie


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